We Rewatch Seven Adventure Time Episodes And Argue About What Makes Them Work

We bounce from basement banter into a full-on Adventure Time hang, rewatching episodes that still feel original, funny, and oddly tender even when they get unsettling. We also detour through books, games, music gear, and The Who’s “Pictures Of Lily,” because that’s how our brains work when we’re waiting in line together. 

• the Jeffries data sheet for skipping to topics on our site 
• RIP jokes, bad timing, and the superstition of learning songs for work 
• the Q chord, Flight Of The Conchords, and why weird instruments matter 
• Joe Abercrombie’s First Law world, favorite quotes, and audiobook narrator praise 
• retro beat ’em ups, the “stacked enemies” quirk, and what makes them satisfying 
• new music we learn, from Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty to Tennessee Ernie Ford 
• creepy story podcasts and why “realistic weird” hits harder than paranormal 
• why Adventure Time connects in our family, plus the Minecraft treehouse tragedy 
• episode picks and moments: The Enchiridion, The Jiggler, My Two Favorite People, Boom Boom Mountain 
• Marceline and the Nightosphere, The Eyes, the Ice King, and “poo brain” logic 
• Hall Of Egress as serious sci-fi and what it changes about Finn 
• The Who’s “Pictures Of Lily,” bass love, lyric weirdness, and cover and B-side picks 

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Transcript

Cold Open Quotes And Chaos

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On this episode of The Audience Will Like It.

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Jake's parents.

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You just kissed a boom boom baby. Don't expect any love from me until you wash your dirty, dirty face.

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Then Jake whispers to the Viking, he still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool about it. Yeah, thanks for being cool. Then Jake says, slam a cow, that fool looks rumped. Finn is just the sweetest little character.

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He's cool.

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He's the best. Everything is so exciting.

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So noble.

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They He's kind of like a toddler.

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Kinda.

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Everything is the best.

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He's like stomping on ants and sucking their souls.

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Tiny little anseles are coming in their mouth. So anyway, they get the translator back up and only has three settings.

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Nightmare.

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Grandpa. Old man.

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Old man and Nerdy alien.

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And it's like he's in an alternate reality. It's not really out.

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You always say that. You've said that every time. Yeah. So it's who knows how long he's been in there. Right. The bass on this is great. Uh John Edwessel is like, it's just sliding all over. Like, I it's almost obscene if you crank up the bass. Like given the nature of what the song's about, like he's just like, Hey.

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Hey.

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Hey there.

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Can I interest you in a uh in a theme song? 50s chord progression theme song?

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Yes.

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What is it? Uh what is that um numerical uh one six four five. Please be quiet. I have a theme song to sing.

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I hate you.

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Two married friends in a basement room, standing in line with two microphones. They got in a car crash. She died in his arms. He kissed her lips because she was still warm. The audience will like it. No, not at all.

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That was close to your best version. Really? Yeah, except for hyper. That was screwed up like 14 times.

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Yeah, only.

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But I mean, most of the time you're like, it's just a screw up.

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That's the I thought I might have heard a little bit of song in there in addition to your giant chain of mistakes. The irredeemable piece of trash. Mistake train. Irredeemable piece of trash. So that's uh a slight variation of F. Marie Abraham on uh surviving the game.

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Look at us, guys, we're snick snakes nick. No one can see.

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We don't know what snake sick nick is.

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That's okay.

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Honey, you're making submarine noises. We're only about four seconds in.

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I don't know how to fix that.

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I guess we're gonna just have to.

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Guys, can you just pretend you're underwater?

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I bet by episode 300 we will have this.

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Oh my gosh. How old will we be on episode 300? What's episode's this? 38?

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38. Is that right? It is.

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Oh my gosh, how did I know?

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Is that something? Still going? Got a little uh little system right there?

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Yeah, Rob finally wised up and turned the computer around.

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So I technically I turned the monitor around. Thank you.

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The tower.

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The modem. The modem. Um people like to say they're modems.

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Wow, what?

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Yeah.

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When was the last time you actually had a modem in your house?

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Well, a lot of people have modems technically, but they're referring to the the PC, like the desktop. A lot of people call it a hard drive.

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Uh-huh.

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Okay. It's not, but fine.

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I know the difference between a monitor and the other. We're calling it a modem.

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It's really not frequently used.

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Yeah, I've never heard of it.

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It's like this thing where it's, I think people are.

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No one in the half of the Galplace that I live in.

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Kind of an advanced term to let them know that I am a serious computer user or modem user.

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Modem operator.

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I don't want to come on too strong. Trevor Burrus, Jr.

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Hey guys,

The Show Premise And Basement Setup

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welcome to our podcast. This podcast is called The Audience Won't Like It.

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Tell us about what it is.

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It's a line simulation podcast where we simulate waiting in line and the conversations you might have while you whilst waiting in line.

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Especially if somebody just ben-watched adventure adventure time.

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I ben watched it. And while you're waiting, did you want to express we're waiting in line for a concert? This week we're going to see the who. And they actually, the top secret spin. Uh is it? Spoiler, is that it's not the who, it's me and Rob.

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Oh my gosh.

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And that's what and that's what you'll hear on a separate YouTube video. If you're just a podcaster, you gotta you're gonna have to go over to YouTube to hear the song.

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Pictures of Lily.

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Pictures of Lily.

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Or you could go to our website, the audience won't like it.

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Oh my gosh, you could.

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I've been spending a ton of time in the Jeffries.

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The Jeffries data sheet.

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Oh what was that? I don't know. Is that Gavin falling again?

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Um I don't know, but the last thing I said before I came down here was be quiet. And so so far, so good.

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Maybe it was group.

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Oh, I hope not.

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He shouldn't bounce like that.

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He shouldn't. Uh we're in the basement of our house, which is why we have to have our friends that our friends and family have to be super quiet.

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Qui, huh?

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Super quiet, quiet.

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So Jeffree, that sounds like an adventure time word. Some some uh lingo there. The Jeffries data sheet, it's you uh you saw the little mock-up I made, right? I did. It's really something, isn't it?

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You guys need to go check it out. The well look even the current This is gonna blow it up. But even the current version is a lot of fun.

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I actually use it quite a bit today. You know why?

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Why?

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Because I needed to see, by the way, the Jeffries data sheet, guys, if you go to audience, theaudiencewon'like it.com and you go to you could browse categories like music, TV, whatever topics that we've talked about, so you don't have to listen to stuff like this. You could just go straight to the topics that interest you.

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What? Who would not who would not want to listen to the side? Yeah, where we don't even finish a single sentence. Yeah. My sister and several other children.

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May I finish that?

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That their favorite section of the Jeffries data sheet is the our people sent it. The people.

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I I like the our people section.

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Air people.

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That's gonna be that's gonna be uh puffed up quite a bit. Oh yeah, I'm excited. I used it to see because you know this is episode 38, and at the end when we talk about the song, which we will for about 10 to 20 minutes. Um you could, by the way, jump there now on the timestamp something or other. Pictures of Lily. Pictures of Lily. But we always pick like a who would we like to hear cover this or what B sides. And I'm starting to did I did I have I've chosen this person before? Have I chosen this song? Jeffrey's data sheet. He knows. He knows. He tells me.

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What happened to Jeffrey?

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I don't know. Jeffrey, you out there, buddy?

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Jeffrey, come back to us. If you know Jeffrey, please get him get him back on the internet.

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Please tell him to come to Florida.

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What's that?

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It's from uh Jerky Boys. Oh. Did you ever listen to Jerky Boys? Uh-huh. Oh my goodness.

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Listen to it?

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Jerky Boys was an album. Oh. A prank call album. Oh.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yes. It was It's not a movie.

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They did make a movie out of it. Okay. It's has its moments. Better than Master of Disguise, not as good as Dirty Work. Oh, you've seen Dirty Work for it.

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I'll take your dirty work for it.

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Artie Lang.

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Ah. Hands on.

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We should watch Dirty Work sometime. That'd be so fantastic.

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So

Pop Star Deaths And Bad Timing

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what have you been into, Rob?

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Oh, can I tell you?

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I have actually have things to say.

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I want to hear what you have to say first. No. Okay, I got a lot of stuff. Okay, well let first let's just acknowledge that Bonnie Tyler died.

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Okay.

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Um did you have any words to say? Did you prepare anything?

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I forgot.

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That she died.

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Did you prepare a eulogy for Bonnie Tyler?

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Uh I did not.

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Um Sam Neal died too.

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He did.

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Is he on your list?

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He is.

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Good.

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Yeah. He was in uh Event Horizon, which we discussed quite a bit for about what, 45 minutes to an hour a few episodes ago.

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Yeah. We did, didn't we? I already forgot about that. 100%.

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But every time I talk about somebody, they die.

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You know what happens to me at work a lot?

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You die?

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No, but l out someone will request a song that I don't know, and then I'll learn it for them. And then they can't come and get their treatment. And I'm not kidding you. Learning a new song is like a nail in the coffin of someone not being able to come to their appointment.

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And then they die?

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No, they don't die, but they just miss a treatment. But sometimes every almost every everyone dies. Death comes for us all.

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Oh, it's easy.

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That's my dad said.

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Adult family air muff, Sunday.

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Sorry, guys.

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No, that's that's interesting. Every time, huh?

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Not every time, but a huge, huge amount of time. Times.

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Mm-hmm. So hey, rest in peace, Bonnie Tyler. Um total eclipse of the heart. Yeah. Of the heart.

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Of the heart. Of Lee Harvey as well. We need a hero.

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She did that too, right? I have got footballs. Um Sam Neil. That that sucks. Sam Neil was great.

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Love you, Sam Neal.

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What was the last Sam Neil movie we watched? Not not that we watched, but the last m uh most recently produced, uh filmed. I don't know about it. Tell for the Welder people?

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Yeah, but what about the was he in any of the Jurassic Park reboots?

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Oh yeah, he was in the uh one with the one that just came out? I didn't see the most recent one. I saw the one before that Jurassic World or Well, Jurassic World was the first one.

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King Lost Kingdom or something like that, where they like resurrected them, but they were on the mainland. And then there was yet another one that I saw last summer, but I've forgotten the entire plot. Oh, remember they go to that island and they're on the boat. You didn't go with me. So never mind.

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No, I wasn't with you.

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I just said I was with some girls and we got some ice cream.

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That's good. That's good. What flavor?

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Oh, I always go for coffee if they have it or Rocky Bread.

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Oh, but what did they have?

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I don't remember. It was a year ago.

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Coffee if they had it. Do you mind?

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Uh I don't mind. Okay. I don't know what that means.

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Let's just say it was coffee if they had it, not if they have it. This is just a coffee if they have it. Of what happened.

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What is time? Time is a construct. You can speak of whatever tense you want. Time's not a good one. We listen to Speaking of submarine sounds. Can you

Flight Of The Conchords And Q Chord

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guys hear that water coming through?

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Flight of the Concords, we listened to that album. Oh, yeah. It's always a gem.

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So so wonderful.

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We dusted that one off.

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And I think I said, Oh, Caroline, you're gonna love this one about fifty times, and I don't think she responded at all.

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I don't think she loved it as much as we did.

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She's wrong.

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I don't think she disliked it. Caroline? What's your take? Yeah, Caroline. Flight of the Concords.

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Caroline says sometimes she sleeps to us talking, so maybe she'll hear this.

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Pretty great, pretty great in concert, by the way.

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Yes, they were and they had a Q chord.

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Yes, they did. Hey, tell tell us about the Q chord real quick because the screen just uh the display just went off. Okay. It's okay.

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Okay. Just keep talking. Tell us about the Quran. Well, a Q chord. So if you're familiar with an auto harp, are you familiar with an auto harp, Rob? Say yes or no. Yes, I'm not. Okay, well, an auto harp is basically strings on it's like a big beefy triangle, and they're strings, and you push down buttons and it cords certain strings. It pushes down certain strings to create different chords. Well, they created an electronic version, excuse me, of that called the Q chord, and it's just has like a sensory touch plate that you strum and you just push the buttons that change the chord. It's mine broke, which is a tragedy. And they don't make them anymore. It was a Suzuki product, and it was great for the field of music therapy. It was like a super cheesy, corny instrument, and we used to like laugh about it all the time, and then we went to see the Flight of the Concords, and they were using one in one of their uh songs. And I hope things are going well over there because I'm out of Q chord material. Q chord material? Seriously, if my Q chord and me.

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If you never get a chance to play a Q chord, no matter what your music is. Don't turn it down. Do not turn it down. You're gonna have a lot of fun. It's like playing a uh sing it. Me and my Q chord and me.

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What's it like playing?

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It's like playing uh you ever go to like guitar center or a place that place that has um like uh the synthesizers where you can you can hold it down and it'll play like an arpeggio.

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Yeah, that's you can change the different things.

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Yeah, the cue chord does that kind of stuff.

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And do you know what the uh like factory default like song was on it that you could play?

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Me and my Q chord and me.

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Me shell Oh yes.

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Before I ever discovered like YouTube backing tracks, like jamming and stuff, I would go up on that maybe that keyboard.

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No, it's I have it at the cancer center.

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Okay. And I would play the demos and I would just jam one of those. I I love playing like the mini version of um Norah Jones Don't Know Why I don't know why.

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Don't know why. I didn't count.

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That's uh we could do that song sometime.

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All right, what else you got?

The First Law Series And Quotes

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Okay, um after Sam Neil, Bonnie Tyler. That's all that's all the farther we've got. That's all we've got, which was.

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I have a lot I would like to talk about. About I just finished The Wisdom of Crowds, which is the Joe Abercrombie series. It's the last book. I read ten books, nine full books, and a novella. And that's over now. The first law uh world, I guess you could say. And it was great. Awesome. I think I probably I listened to the whole thing. Stephen Pacey is the narrator, and he is absolutely incredible.

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Oh, he doesn't have any sort of like poppy consonants or spitty mouth or anything like that. Good. Good job, Stephen. Stephen. Stephen.

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Ring-a-ding-ding, ring-a-ding-ding, rick-a-tick-tick, ric-a-tick-tick.

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Uh-oh. And Grid Michelson's dad's definitely coming. He's saying way too much of that.

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Stephen. A la Baron. I I want to uh do you mind if I just kind of wax on this for a little while?

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How can I get you a timer? Yeah, give me a timer.

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Give me a timer.

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Just for the record, we started recording about I'm just gonna say 550. We have to be done with the 10.

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Well, you had to talk about Q cord for like an hour.

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You have till 720. 90 minutes, baby.

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Oh okay. I didn't get I didn't get those times.

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550.

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Okay, you ready? Yep.

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Well, how much time is fair? Like 30 seconds?

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Well, do you want me if I read every one of these quotes from the book that I gathered, that'll be probably.

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You're not gonna do that snow. We did just start having a little bit of a pre-recording meeting so I can cut most of what you want to talk about.

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I just like I just wanted to troll you a little bit.

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Uh huh. It worked.

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Okay.

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I'm st I'm trolled. Consider me trolled.

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So I just want to say the first law series is absolutely incredible. It's really, really good. I, as soon as I finished it. Well, first of all, before I get into this, let me just say the combination of the thing that the Joe Abercrombie is so good at with these books is characters. Like it's very interesting, the action's awesome, the story's interesting, the all the betrayal and screwery, if you will. Uh it's all fascinating stuff. There's some magic in it. I I won't get too much into that. But the characters are you remember how I when I was talking about like the difference between House of Dragon and the first Game of Thrones series? Yes. Is just the characters are so interesting in the first one comparatively.

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Yeah.

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That Joe Abercrombie is like this. There are probably ten characters that are just absolute scumbags, despicable, horrible people.

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You can't get it.

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But they're just so great.

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Yeah.

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Um, and then no one's that good. But no one's that bad. Like everybody, you know, it's it's grimdark genre. I think we've talked about it before. But between Stephen Pacey's work narrating it, um, for the audio versions, and Joey Abercrombie's development, like all the characters, it's it's it's just so good. I can't I I'm sure reading it is amazing too, but it's one of these books where he does vo the voices so well, you're just drawn into it, and it it's it's amazing. It also has a ton of I don't even know, like almost like proverbial wisdom. Like all the characters just say these super quippy things. So I just did like a best quotes Redditch search for the world. I tell tell me, I'll I'll read uh five or until you tell me to stop.

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Five is all you get to read.

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Okay. Uh I'll just go down the the list. I've had like 40. Uh once you've got a taste to do, it's better to do it than live with the fear of it.

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Have you internalized that?

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Yeah, I think about that all the time to be honest. It's Logan Ninefingers. Well, it's actually said by a lot of people, it's like a North. There's all the characters, man, like friendly, Costco, or so like all these um They're so good. Okay. Anyway, it seems to me a man can do an awful lot of evil in no time at all. Swing of a blade is all it takes. Doing good needs time, and all matter of complicated efforts. Most men don't have the patience for it, especially not these days. Life is the mis is the misery we endure between disappointments.

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Ugh. Sad.

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Um Let's see. Savor the little moments, son. That's my advice. They're what life is. All the little things that happen while you're waiting for something else. Um I used to get scared, then I lost my eye. I suppose it changes a man's perspective. It halves it.

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It halves it. Oh, that's cute.

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Uh one more. Let's see here. I'm ready to die, but I refuse to lose. There's so many bit there's so many better quotes, but uh it the the context is there. I know you're not impressed. But how do you know that? There's so I can tell.

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Judging me.

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I'm not judging you, I'm just watching you scroll through 40 quotes thinking as if you thought you were going to be allowed to read all of them. 90-minute podcasts.

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I'll highlight them next time. Okay, so what I did was I went from have you ever gone from a book that's like epic to something that's not to like a motorcycle romance novel?

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Excuse me.

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Like within five minutes.

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No. Uh probably back in the days when I used to read a lot more, but it's a jarring experience. I'm sure that it is, yeah.

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I I so I I bought I bought Will White's Cradle, the first book, which is like a progressive fantasy, lit RPG, cultivation kind of type of book. Kind of like Warformed. Remember that book? Iron Prince?

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Oh yeah, yes.

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Except you wouldn't like it. So I go from you don't know me. I end I end um Wisdom of Crowds, which is the last Joe Abercrombie book. Within five minutes, go right into Cradle. And I was just like, it's that first of all, the narrator. Travis Baldry is his name. He's not bad.

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I've actually listened to He's no Stephen Pacey, though.

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He's no Steve Payne, but here's the thing very few people are Stephen Pace. I could we should do uh audiobook narrator sometimes. I'll do a section on that.

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I was gonna say you're gonna have to delete that one because I don't give a Ray Porter and Jeff Hayes, and there's a ton of fart about any of that.

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Sad. You really need to start listening to books.

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I'll just read them in my hands. With my own narration inside.

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But this book, it's like going I wrote down somewhere in these this mess of notes. It's like going from It's like going from Game of Thrones, like the good, let's say the second to last season, to like David Carradine's Kung Fu. You ever see that show?

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Well, I I can But I love Kung Fu.

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That's a thing. Like I I started listening to it, I was like, But don't you feel like you need it?

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After getting so wrapped up in a big world.

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It's kind of like a is it the case sort of like a different concept of the bedtime sitcom?

SPEAKER_04 20:39

Yes. Yes. Well, I I had to do that. When I f finally finished the last Harry Potter, I was like, I need like a book about nothing because I was just so like to know what happens, but it's just so much. You like you start dreaming about it, like you're in that world all the time.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

Yeah, yeah, I yeah, I guess you're right.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

Maybe you need something that's not that deep.

SPEAKER_02 21:03

It's I do. It's not, it's not that deep. I'm already on the second book. It's a 12-book series. I've listened to the entire book in a day. I was like, I don't think you're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 21:14

Oh crap. Oh man. No, I didn't think so.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

So that's the thing. You normally I I go through all my podcast logs. Um except for the ones you sent me.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Yeah. Specifically.

SPEAKER_02 21:23

Can you remind me? Because I do want to check them out. What anyway, we'll get to it. I maybe I I might have. Maybe I did listen to them. What were they?

SPEAKER_04 21:30

Well, did you listen to the real survival story one about the No.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

No. Oh well.

SPEAKER_04 21:37

The mountain lion.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Do you want me to talk about Cradle or No. Or no?

SPEAKER_04 21:44

I don't. Haven't you talked about books for long enough? Just for the record, you did talk for seven minutes about the Just.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

Oh, okay. I just spent um I don't know, two hundred hours. Hours of my life in that world.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

Does that mean the rest of us need to come along?

SPEAKER_02 22:05

No, it's just uh you know I feel like I should talk about it. We talked about Cannibal the Musical for like an hour.

SPEAKER_04 22:13

But like we chose that to be our thing.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

That was that was the But I gotta give seven minutes to uh to a ten book series.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

This is awesome. I will read it too. See if I don't. See if I don't read it. I wonder if I can get it from the local library.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

It's freaking awesome. If you got if you like Red Rising.

SPEAKER_04 22:34

Yeah, I did like Red Rising. If you like um But Red Rising doesn't have a lot of humor in it. That was one thing I felt like.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

This book is funny. It's it's brutal, but it's funny. It's like Game of Thrones. I I've never read like Fire and Ice in the U.S.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

I couldn't get into the Game of Thrones books. I could I never finish the first one.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

I don't want to start them because they haven't they're not really done, are they?

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Uh are they not?

SPEAKER_02 22:58

I want to start Discworld. I'm gonna see how far Cradle goes. I might go into Discworld. I hear good thanks. It's like 40 books.

SPEAKER_04 23:05

Did you hear me?

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Wheel of Time isn't finished.

SPEAKER_04 23:07

Yeah, I thought that was those series that wasn't finished. It is died.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

Brandon Sanderson finished it.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

All right, Brandon, get back to work on that other stuff.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

Well, Stormline Archive, I think he has I didn't read the last one.

SPEAKER_04 23:20

They're too much for me. They're a lot.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

I didn't like the fourth one that much. And it just took the wind out of my sails. I was I'm sure I was like going through something at the time. Like what you can't listen to a book like that. And the book was like 60 hours long in the audible. Anyways, let's move out of

Retro Beat Em Ups And Weird Rules

SPEAKER_02 23:38

books.

SPEAKER_04 23:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Play some video games. Alright, we should have a lot of things. What are you gonna talk about?

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Uh mine are hold on. I have t two music and a podcast, so you can go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

Real quick. Baldur's Gate three. Two hours a week. With my buddy Josh. Yeah. It's going pretty well. We didn't get to play this week. It's alright. We'll be done in about five years. I played uh Wonderboy Three, which is like a platformer slash shooter.

SPEAKER_04 24:09

Is that on your new little jukebox you set up?

SPEAKER_02 24:12

1988. Pretty good time. I liked it more than I thought I would. Aliens.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

You beat Contra. Did you talk about that?

SPEAKER_02 24:18

I did not beat Contra.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

Would you beat Um I beat Alien vs. Predator? That's what I'm thinking of. That game is so freaking great. Beat 'em up. Side scrolling. Aliens, I played. Um I didn't finish it. Warrior Blade, Rastin 3. Eh, not great. Punisher. That game's freaking sick. If you like Alien vs. Predator, the beat-em-up, you gotta play Punisher. It's awesome. Vendetta, it's another beat-em-up. Sendoku 3, Neo Geo, it's another beat-em up.

SPEAKER_04 24:46

Is that a math game?

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Um I wanted to say that just so you'd say that. Can I just say one thing and then and then what I want to hear about your things. Your things. Sure. Alright. When you're playing beat-em-ups, from I just about I think any I think they all have this in common. I don't think I've ever played one that doesn't have this. Like what I'm talking about is like Streets of Rage, Turtles, Shredder's Revenge. We played that together. So if no matter how many guys you have on the screen, if they are overlaying each other. There could be three three dudes with knives who all kind of come into the same plane. You can punch all three of them at the same time.

SPEAKER_04 25:31

Once, really?

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Yeah, that always happens. Two people stack, you just line them up and just put it's it's so it's such an absurd thing that they all just do. They all just let you do that.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

Huh.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

But it's such a it's so dumb, but so great. It's it's I I guess it's I've never really read it.

SPEAKER_04 25:53

Is it because they're from the 80s?

SPEAKER_01 25:57

Well, no, not necessarily. Every even beat-em-ups from like with Turtles.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

Yeah, or Shadow's Revenge. Like they all do that. Um Dynasty Wars, though all those games do it. If they're stacked, that's a little bit a little bit of a different view, but same concept. It's just this goofy thing.

SPEAKER_04 26:16

Seems really fun.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

It's great. I love it. But like no, I don't think anybody's ever like apologized for it or acknowledged it.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

Why would you apologize for it?

SPEAKER_02 26:25

I'm sure there's some I'm sure there's crazy stuff.

SPEAKER_04 26:27

No apologies needed.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

It's just this goofy thing. There's gotta be a name for it. I gotta look it up. I was just put down here to talk about punching more um more than one person.

SPEAKER_04 26:35

Everyone peeps at once.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

Okay, I want to hear all about your time.

SPEAKER_04 26:38

Well,

Learning Songs And Creepy Work Stories

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I had to learn several songs this week. I learned You're the reason our kids are ugly.

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Whoa.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

Have you ever heard that? No, who's that? It's a Loretta Lynn Conway Twitty duet.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Whoa. Is that amazing?

SPEAKER_04 26:49

It's great.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

I've never heard a Loretta Lynn song that was bad.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

Yeah, her voice, especially on that song, because she's a little bit more stripped down kind of. I mean, she's always pretty stripped down, but it's a it's more of almost like a conversational song, and they're just like loose.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Conway Twitty is who I'd like to see, loose and stripped down. Kids cover your ears.

SPEAKER_04 27:11

Uh I almost said adult family body bags again. You just need ear muffs. Adult family body bags. But anyway, so that one was a good one. And then I also learned Are they both singing to each other? Yeah, they're they're saying you're the reason. But they have this really clever line in the bridge that says um way twenty might be the reason. I guess we may never have everything we need. Every time we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

It's like the best line ever. I was like, I love that.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

That implies a lot. It really tells a story. That's like uh Joe Evercrombie level writing right there.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

And then I also learned that Tennessee Tennessee Ernie Ford shotgun boogie with a drummer. I looked up the drummer's name.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Who is it?

SPEAKER_04 27:57

I forgot. Let me check my notes. I think it's Roy Hart.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

Roy Hart.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

I don't I'm not familiar with him.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

Roy Hart with an E on the end. H-A-R-T-E. He was a jazz drummer. Huh. He died in 2001 at 79 years old.

SPEAKER_05 28:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 28:11

But yeah, it's like a it's kind of a it's like a boogie boogie shuffle country song, and the drumming is great.

SPEAKER_02 28:18

The whole song's pretty great.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

It's and then did you know Sam Cook has some granddaughters and they are releasing an album and they're called the Womac Sisters?

SPEAKER_02 28:29

The Womack Sisters?

SPEAKER_04 28:30

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 28:31

Like Bobby Wilmack?

SPEAKER_04 28:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 28:32

I need to look up why they Bobby Wilmack played uh I think he played guitar for Sam Cook for a little while.

SPEAKER_04 28:38

Did they have a child? Did they have some children together? Bobby and Sam? And then they took Bobby's last name?

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Yeah, and I think somebody shot uh shot Sam Cook in the parking lot over the last name.

SPEAKER_04 28:52

Anyway, so the granddaughters uh and they had released some of this some of the tracks off their album, which doesn't come out until August, but it they're great. You will love them. You should go listen to it. It's a very old RB.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

Sweet.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

You'll love it.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

Are they doing covers or is it all new stuff?

SPEAKER_04 29:06

No, it's all new stuff.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Bobby Wilmack.

SPEAKER_04 29:08

Um I don't have any idea if they're just so you guys know, I don't know if they have anything to do with Bobby Wilmack. But they are Sam Cook's granddaughters.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

Bobby Wilmack. Bobby Wilmack, Bobby Wilmack to the office, please.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

Is this all?

SPEAKER_02 29:21

No, Bobby Wilmack wrote uh Breezin, I pretty I think. Oh, Breeze George Benson's? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

Look at me. Um, and then uh podcast past podcasts that I just discovered that I would recommend to people who like things like radio rental spooked, spooked, spooked, and rattled and shook is a word.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

Rattled and shook is one one word. It's own. Rattled and shook is one podcast.

SPEAKER_04 29:47

Um, but there's this also another one I found called Tales from the Break Room. Yeah, it's people who just give stories about crazy things that happen on the job and they're like all creepy kind of things.

SPEAKER_02 29:59

Any elevator pitch um plot descriptors?

SPEAKER_04 30:06

Well, so one I listened to was a an Uber driver or a door dasher rather, talking about some of the creepy stuff, like the later at night that people are door dashing, the weirder stuff that happens. Um like some repeat customers who have very strange instructions that they it's just creepy. And then the uh the other one I like to say. It does basically if you come and the door is open, keep the food, you'll still receive a tip. And so, like, drive by the door's open, so he just drives off, marks the food as delivered, and he got like a 30% tip on a door dash and got to keep the food. Really strange stuff. It's just like really weird. And then there was the other one I liked a lot that I've listened to is a game warden talking about the people and then the weird creature-y type encounters. It's very good. Tales from the break room.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

Nice. Did you did you ever watch the Dana Carvey show?

SPEAKER_04 31:02

No.

SPEAKER_02 31:02

Have I ever made you watch the sketch where the show was not successful? Um, but this sketch cracks me up every time.

SPEAKER_04 31:10

Oh, is his name, Danick?

SPEAKER_02 31:11

Dana Carvey, like Garth from Blaine's World.

SPEAKER_01 31:14

It's not Danick.

SPEAKER_04 31:15

Harvey. Dana Carvey.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

You know, but actually, I've never seen it written. It might be Dana.

SPEAKER_04 31:21

It might be Danick.

SPEAKER_01 31:22

Dana Carvey.

SPEAKER_04 31:23

D-A-N-I-C-K. Anyway. I think that's my friend from um from my old job's full name. Dane's full name is Danick.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

Oh, is it Danick?

SPEAKER_04 31:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

He looks like a Danick. He should embrace that. No, it's the guys they go through the they go through the drive-thru and they they order a huge meal and then pay for it and then drive off before.

SPEAKER_04 31:47

Before they get in, they're like cracking up. Yes, I've seen that.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Oh, it's great.

SPEAKER_04 31:53

Yeah, so it's weird stuff. If you like weird and unexplainable things and like the just the Danick RV show. You know, you know how well, you know how I really like the radio rentals where they're like things that could happen. They're not necessarily like paranormal, really.

SPEAKER_02 32:08

Somebody following them kind of.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

Yeah. And then like years later they'll find out it was like a serial killer or that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

Like the mom in the woods. Yes. Yes, that was great.

SPEAKER_04 32:18

Spoiler, man. Oh, well. Too late. We didn't spoil it last time when I talked about that. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

It's like saying, Oh, to get to the other side. Yeah. You know, no one's like, oh, I don't know if it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 32:30

I don't know the joke, so there's lots of things like that that are like real people doing really weird stuff that doesn't make any sense. Sort of like dog cages everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Dog hitches?

SPEAKER_04 32:41

Dog cages everywhere. Oh, like unexplainable dog cages. Where are the dogs?

SPEAKER_02 32:48

They may he may be one of the 68 subs. I don't want to talk about and give any more hints.

SPEAKER_05 32:57

No.

SPEAKER_02 32:57

What if he is? It would hurt his feelings.

SPEAKER_05 32:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Although maybe he'd come down and explain come down from anywhere. Not up the hill.

SPEAKER_04 33:06

He could come down from heaven.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

Yeah, from heaven.

SPEAKER_04 33:10

From Michigan. From Michigan. Canada. The North Pole.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

Yeah. Or it could be like uh figuratively.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

Because we're not talking about anybody, so we're gonna move on.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

Uh he who uh humble himself.

SPEAKER_04 33:22

Ah, come down in that way. Yeah, how do you like that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

Or um never mind. That's be adult family ear mobsters.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Like he was on drugs and he was sick. Oh, there you go. No, that's that's fine.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

That's yeah, that yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:36

Are we ready to

Why Adventure Time Means So Much

SPEAKER_04 33:37

talk main topic?

SPEAKER_02 33:37

Yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

All right. Before we get into it, I need to dedicate this episode to my niece Lily.

SPEAKER_02 33:43

You could dedicate it all the way through, right?

SPEAKER_04 33:45

Yeah, because number one, because we did pictures of Lily. Although she's a Lily with two L's, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:52

That did make me a little it did kind of weird me out just a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

Every once in a while, if I come across a romance novel with like the name of someone in my family, I'd I'd have sometimes have to skip it.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

Especially considering what this song's about.

SPEAKER_04 34:05

We'll have to talk about that later. Anyway, but but the Sorry, Lily. Yes. Well, I actually didn't even think about the pictures of Lily as being relevant to her, but Adventure Time is our topic for today. So you guys have never watched that cartoon on the Cartoon Network, you should, you're missing out. But um she once built like a full-on to scale version of the the tree house that they live in on Minecraft. And I'm sure I'm getting some details wrong, but then she like walked away for a little minute to do something, and when she came back, she'd left something on like in the game, she'd left something on, and the entire treehouse burned down and she was crying.

SPEAKER_02 34:41

I've heard that story so many times.

SPEAKER_04 34:43

It's like But you know how hard it is to build something in Minecraft.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

I bet you have I bet you have people in your family who have died who you've talked about less. Didn't that tree house break? Lily's treehouse.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

I loved it. It's such a sad little story for her. Anyway, Lily, this is great.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

I get it. I get it, Lily. I've I've lost save games before. It sucks.

SPEAKER_04 35:07

She cried, I think.

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I would have cried. I would have cried too.

SPEAKER_04 35:11

She just landed in that floating city across the pond.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

Is that like Rainbow Bridge?

SPEAKER_04 35:16

Uh I know.

SPEAKER_02 35:17

In Minecraft. Is that where your tree houses wait for you?

SPEAKER_04 35:22

When you die, they come with you.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

The city across the floating city across the pond.

SPEAKER_04 35:27

All right, let's talk adventure time.

SPEAKER_02 35:29

Adventure time.

SPEAKER_04 35:31

Give us a little rundown on our personal family history with Adventure Time.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

So Adventure Time, let's see, that started, I think, in 2010. And our kids, Caroline was first born and two firstborn, was our firstborn, and she was also firstborn.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

Born first.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

In 2009.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

True Not 2009. Not the year you were actually talking about. She didn't start watching it though, and as a one-year-old. As a one-year-old. No.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

No, she did not. She probably started watching it as a seven-year-old, something like that.

SPEAKER_04 36:08

And Lily, her cousin, handed down all of her adventure time plushies. She had the sword, yeah, a pillow, all the stuff, making bacon pancakes.

SPEAKER_02 36:20

It it's one of those shows where I mean it's one of the few shows I'd say. Where if the kids were watching. I would just you know, it's like SpongeBob. Yeah. I mean, I I I actually like this probably I wouldn't say a lot more than SpongeBob, but easily more.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

It's just SpongeBob is weird. This is mildly unsettling weird at some times. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

And also pretty deep. I'm sure there's some deep Spongebob episodes, but not like this.

SPEAKER_04 36:51

Not every single one. Most of these have some like poignant moments.

SPEAKER_02 36:55

They're sort of um I there's they're just incredibly original.

SPEAKER_04 37:03

They are. They're very original, they're very like artistic.

SPEAKER_02 37:06

We're going to do this. It's like the reason no one's thought this before is because it doesn't make any sense what we're doing it about.

SPEAKER_04 37:12

But it somehow is amazing and makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

Like the jiggler.

SPEAKER_04 37:16

Just like what is they never get to like there's no explanation for anything.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:21

Just I guess you're not familiar with adventure tame. It takes place on ooh.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

But it's an earth, right?

SPEAKER_04 37:27

It's like a post-apocalyptic earth.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 37:30

And so there's like no Finn's one of the only humans.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

Yeah. I don't quite except Tiffany. Tiffany's gotta be close to it.

SPEAKER_04 37:39

Tiffany the boy. I like We know Tiffany. I mean I like we watched Lemon Grab last night. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

I I don't know. Well, I wanted to watch one I hadn't seen.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

No, that was a flop.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Whoa. Really? I didn't Oh dude, I thought it was cool.

SPEAKER_04 37:55

It was cool. I don't think it fit It wasn't that funny. It didn't fit the mold that I was used to for time.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

Do we want well that's do we want to start? That's like that's probably the highest rated adventure time episode of all of them.

SPEAKER_04 38:09

I guess I'm just a dummy.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

What we're talking about is a hall of egress.

SPEAKER_04 38:13

Right, the hall of egress. But let's talk about that last.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

Let's go in the order we watched them in.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

So what we did, the way we chose these, um, I oh and by the way, we have you haven't seen all of the episodes, have you?

SPEAKER_04 38:28

No. I mean I think Caroline has, I think.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

I think I've probably seen the first two seasons a million times and nothing else. Yeah. Or listen to them.

SPEAKER_04 38:37

There were some that came out that weren't funny. And then there were some that were like like they I don't think they were meant to be funny, like they were like dramas.

SPEAKER_05 38:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 38:44

And then there were some where Finn and Jake were reversed. A cat.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

And a girl.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:54

Yeah. I think I saw that Fiona. Fiona? I think I actually saw that one. I think I've liked it if I'm not mistaken.

SPEAKER_04 38:59

Fiona.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 39:01

I don't either. But yeah, there's some so there's some like different takes on the same thing. It's it's interesting.

SPEAKER_02 39:06

It's so but what we did though was we we told the kids, hey, we're gonna talk about adventure time. Pick an episode and we'll watch it and talk about it. So pick your whatever episode you want to talk about. And go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 39:17

Well, I was just gonna I have a little shout out, speaking of the kids liking it so much. Um Caroline liked it so much that she went as Jake the Dog for Halloween one year, and that also happened to be the year that Clark went as like a shadow goblin. And um my friend's mom sent us a hilarious picture of the two kids in their Halloween costumes.

SPEAKER_05 39:42

Oh Carla.

SPEAKER_04 39:43

Yeah, Carla. And you can't see Caroline because she's wearing a Jake the Dog costume, and then Clark's in the shadow goblin. It's like one of those like all black bodysuit things with like a black face over, so you can't see either one of the children. I think she was like, Great picture, the kids or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

They're so cute.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

They're so yeah, they're so cute. Yeah, it was like a comment about the kids, and it's like you can't even tell who they are. It's great.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

That's what I see, though. Thank you. Uh, thank you for complimenting our family. Yes. So I said to Clark, or my pick was um what's it called? Memories of Boom Boom Mountain.

SPEAKER_05 40:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

It's the one where the It's the one with the Viking, we'll talk about it. With the Vikings petting each other and fight rough housing and then the mountain. So Clark said, I want that's the one I picked. Clark said, I'm naked. That's the one he wanted. Well, that's from that episode.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

He was like, all right, well, how about the Vikings?

SPEAKER_02 40:37

Well, how about the one where the Vikings are petting each other? I said, that's the same one.

SPEAKER_04 40:41

By the way, these episodes are 12 minutes long. So the fact that there's so much diversity.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

I've seen so many of them. He picked the same one three times.

SPEAKER_04 40:49

Three times in a row. Caroline's was the Anchiridian.

SPEAKER_02 40:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

Mine was the um the eyes. It's called the Eyes.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 41:00

All right, let's just get into it.

SPEAKER_02 41:01

Then we watched

Theme Songs And Early Episode Picks

SPEAKER_02 41:02

the Hall of Egress, but we also watched the uh the companion episodes. Of the ones we so my two favorite people, uh it came from the nidosphere and the jiggler. I think that's it. Okay. Yep. Alright. So how how do you want to do this?

SPEAKER_04 41:20

Well, first of all, the theme song is excellent. It is. Let's just talk about that.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

Did you did you know let's see, it's by Ashley Erickson, who's the lead singer of the indie pop band Lake.

SPEAKER_04 41:33

Well, good for you because that's a great song.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Yeah, it is a great song.

SPEAKER_04 41:36

Especially for us because we're we're roll we roll suckers for theme songs that say the names of the show in the in the theme song, and it says it.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

It does. Um, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm I'm thinking of Come Along with me. Hang on a second. Come along with it.

SPEAKER_04 41:53

Yeah, that's the theme song.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

But that doesn't say the name of the show.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

Yes, it does. Adventure time at the end of it. The butterflies in peace.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Alright. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 42:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

But then there's Well, I know.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

That's the big That's the opening song.

SPEAKER_01 42:13

But the begin the opening song is Adventure Time. Go and grab your friends, go to very special.

SPEAKER_04 42:19

But that says Adventure Time, too.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

That says Adventure Time. Wait, does the does come along with me say adventure time?

SPEAKER_04 42:25

Is that the end? Is that their end? That's the one that plays at the end. I don't think it does. Wow, we haven't done any research, guys. You should turn this off. You're not gonna like this.

SPEAKER_02 42:32

I think I think I'm right.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

You're probably right. Yep, I'll go with that.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

Okay. Anyways, great songs, both of them. They really are.

SPEAKER_04 42:39

They are.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

Okay. We gotta talk about like seven episodes, so we should we should probably quit gushing over the song. All right. And then we gotta talk about pictures of Lily. Dog.

SPEAKER_04 42:50

So in Idenkyridian, it's one of an earlier episode. Oh yeah. And I just feel like it does. Finn is just the sweetest little character.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

He's cool.

SPEAKER_04 43:05

He's the best. Everything is so exciting.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

So noble.

SPEAKER_04 43:08

They He's kind of like a toddler.

SPEAKER_02 43:11

Kind of.

SPEAKER_04 43:12

Like everything is the best.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

You know who he's like is um Tommy.

SPEAKER_04 43:17

Oh my gosh, he is super enthusiastic about everything. Yes. And all in on. Whatever the thing. Like a hundred percent. Yes. That is true.

SPEAKER_02 43:26

Not not in an annoying gym hero sort of way, more of like a love of the game sort of thing.

SPEAKER_04 43:31

Yeah. Um and like he, I wrote down that Finn is a great active listener because he often repeats what the character that he's talking to says in like an excited different way, but it's like he's like restating.

SPEAKER_01 43:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

He's a role model.

SPEAKER_04 43:46

He is. He's a role model.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Yeah, he's a good therapist. Good leader. But in in every I think just about every one of these episodes, he's either he's either one spending a thousand percent effort helping. Helping a trillion people.

SPEAKER_05 44:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

Or he is dancing for days.

SPEAKER_04 44:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

And everyone is.

SPEAKER_04 44:07

Well, the formula is pretty basic.

SPEAKER_02 44:09

Like this party is so crazy, which is the sound bite they use a million times.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

That is party so crazy.

SPEAKER_02 44:14

That's from this episode in Chiridian, which is episode five, according to uh of the first season, according to IMDB. Episode three on Hulu is where we watched it. But what were you gonna say?

SPEAKER_04 44:25

Maybe it's five and six combined. I don't know. So anyway, then Chiridian one opens and they're at a party, and I wrote all the characters are just mildly disturbing versions of ordinary things.

SPEAKER_05 44:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:39

Like food items, but they're all they all have a little bit of like a Renin Stimby vibe. They're they're just very basic bold stroke cartoon drawings, but they have or they just might have like like Jake doesn't have any pupils. Yeah, it's a little weird.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

Everybody's just, I mean, Finn doesn't have a nose.

SPEAKER_04 44:57

Yeah, a little uncanny.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

He he also doesn't, I mean, he does have hair.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

He does have a nose, though, doesn't he have a little?

SPEAKER_02 45:03

Mmm. Doesn't know. I don't think he has a nose. Yeah, what the heck? The only one I could think of with a nose is like lemon grab, which we didn't watch that one, or uh the one that George Sakai played. Um The Heart was it?

SPEAKER_04 45:17

Oh yeah. Ricardo?

SPEAKER_02 45:19

Ricardio.

SPEAKER_04 45:20

Ricardio. I thought that's how that's how uh secret he would say it in Ricardio.

SPEAKER_01 45:27

In uh San Francisco What we do in the shadows. Oh yeah, Ricardio.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

He does not have a nose, you are right. I had to look it up because I thought he did have one. Um for it. Everything about so on the In Kairidian, he's on a journey to go. Um I love how Don't believe you.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

No, but no, you have good reason to not believe me sometimes. The uh it's like uh it's not the Mandela effect, but i you've like we just watched seven of them in a row.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

What's that right now?

unknown 46:04

No.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

No, he doesn't. Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 46:09

Uh I was just gonna say the the very basic plot of that one is that they're on an adventure, but that's kind of the formula for all of them.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

Yeah, they the they go on a I mean basically she's got to get the Ankyridium, which is a book. Right. Yeah. Has some secrets in it.

SPEAKER_04 46:25

Secrets on how to kiss a princess.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

How to kiss princesses. I Finn goes on an adventure, he's super noble and honorable. There's this scene with these gnomes.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

Jake is like coming behind him and like setting everything back to rights, kind of. Yeah. Undoing all the good deeds that Jake is Finn has just tried to do. Well, uh Jake Wait. Because he puts them back in the fire. Oh yeah.

unknown 46:54

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:55

They're like, however sad you look, we're gonna kill a old lady.

SPEAKER_02 47:00

They kill like they destroy, we're gonna destroy them. And it's like if you if you look sad, we're gonna destroy an old lady. And of course he's sad because they're destroying old ladies. We're gonna destroy a fat old lady. She's like, harrr. Like they're so ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 47:15

And then he says, I just wanted to be righteous, and everything I've done is wrong, chess.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

And then he goes to the giant with the dollar. Yeah. The giant eats Finn. Giant eats Jake. It's Jake, rather. And Finn steals his dollar and goes flying away, and the giant's like, Hey, you're under arrest for stealing. That's a very Tim uh I was thinking that Tim Robinson.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

You're under arrest for that.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

It's illegal for you to ask.

SPEAKER_04 47:48

Yeah, yes. Maybe that's where he got his inspiration.

SPEAKER_02 47:51

Maybe it might have been. Pendleton Ward uh has affected everybody.

SPEAKER_04 47:55

I thought that when he was in that same episode, he was fighting that weird heart with like the x-ray arm, and then he wanted him to kill the ant and he wouldn't do it. I wondered if that was like Eleven's World from Um Stranger Things. Because it kind of looked like that.

SPEAKER_01 48:10

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

That place where she goes when she gets in the bathtub. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

Um, I love the way he, what was it, the keeper?

SPEAKER_04 48:19

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 48:19

He's like, He solved the riddle. He picks him up and puts him in the key hat. He's like, Wow, I did. He's like, I just thought you'd look really cute in that keyhole. He's like, that's how most people solve it.

SPEAKER_04 48:32

And Jake, Jake has the best quotes. Like his catchphrases.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:37

Like he says, for fun's sake.

SPEAKER_02 48:39

Yeah. Or the use of math.

SPEAKER_04 48:41

Yeah, what the math? There's one later he where he says math again. I I think I wrote it down, but sp spin the math around. Trying to move the mountain, turn it around. He's like spin the math around.

SPEAKER_02 48:53

Oh, thank goodness. I love that one. Um yeah, so Oh he attacks the keeper at the end because he's dressed like he looks like a devil.

SPEAKER_05 49:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

These are riper drivers. I was getting ready for bed.

SPEAKER_04 49:13

All right, then that's pretty much that one. Oh, I love that. And Manish Man is uh another character from that one.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

Yes, Manish Man.

SPEAKER_04 49:20

There's lots of talking pastries like donuts and peppermint butler. Peppermint butler is a peppermint. Um, all right. Then the jiggler is the companion episode of that. I said that's the best use of auto-tune of all time. It's like he's singing baby. Something I can't remember how it goes. And he's like, Why are you talking like that? He's like, remember when I swallowed a computer? Like, that's it. Yeah, and they just sings an auto-tune the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

You might want some babies.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

I said that sounds like a Justin Bieber song, actually.

SPEAKER_02 49:54

It did, like it wasn't a bad song. Actually, all the like little plot they're basically they use songs like props, basically. Yeah. Um songs like McGuffin, like audio MacGuffin's, if that's a thing. They they they're good.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

They're excellent.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

The music in that show is good, like I'm gonna listen to it.

SPEAKER_04 50:15

But they're always clever, catchy. They're not they're not just like basic.

SPEAKER_02 50:19

Marceline on the bass. Like that song was great. That song was really good.

SPEAKER_04 50:23

She has a lot of good music. Marceline. Well, then so in the Jiggler, they find this little robot-looking thing and they take it home, and it just keeps getting Well, first of all, they rescue Stanley Watermelon. Oh, right, which is not even an animated watermelon. It's just a watermelon. It doesn't even have a face or it's not talking at all.

SPEAKER_02 50:43

It's like for a watermelon. You get into a lot of drawing.

SPEAKER_04 50:49

I like how when they're opening, most of the Adventure Time episodes open and they're like concluding something else.

SPEAKER_02 50:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 50:55

Which is great. It does make it feel like you're like they're living a life when you're not watching it.

SPEAKER_02 51:01

Yeah, that's great. That's a great point. Uh they also it's this is it's sort of like The Simpsons, um, where they it opens up with just five minutes that are not going to really have anything to do with the rest of the show.

SPEAKER_04 51:13

Yeah, the rest of the show is like compared to the five.

SPEAKER_02 51:17

And then the end also the sorry, real real quick, the end also almost always ends with some ridiculous quote.

SPEAKER_04 51:26

Yes. And almost like the start of the pocket. Yeah. Jake's not even in the entire episode. We'll get to that one. But they so they take this little baby robot thing home and it like starts getting sick and like spewing out all this juice out of every single bowl. It's very weird. The whole thing is unsettling. It's like it would be violent if it was real, but it's like a little gray robot with strawberry. It gets sick looking, like like wrinkled. And so they like wake up in the morning and he looks terrible, and uh like looking at him, and then Jake says, Slam a cow, that fool looks rumped.

SPEAKER_02 52:06

That's great.

SPEAKER_04 52:08

And then so then they try to figure out, and like like Jake is like, I love you, remember that I love you, or Finn says that. When they finally find its mom and they take it back to its mom.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

He's kissing him.

SPEAKER_04 52:19

And then when that when that episode ends, he says, Finn says, I'll never kidnap again. And Jake goes, You said it.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

It's like so They uh so they they what they wear him out by dancing for like all night, and then they wake him up early to dance more. And like every time they think they fix him, they go right back to dancing. Like they don't check to make sure he's okay. But they're feeding him what like purple whatever.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

Purple whatever, grapes.

SPEAKER_02 52:47

And he eats, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:49

And then they close up all of his holes with his fake eye clips. Oh yeah, and he likes drawings.

SPEAKER_02 52:55

When they start drawing, they're like, What do you like? Uh it's like a bananas, uh, meat, but it's like a it's nothing.

SPEAKER_03 53:02

It doesn't look like anything.

SPEAKER_02 53:03

He's like Stanley the watermelon.

SPEAKER_04 53:05

And then he eats the drawing. Like he likes sketches. He likes sketches. It's so stupid. It is laugh out loudy.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

Oh, that's great. Um, you want to move on?

Lady Rainicorn Translator And Boom Boom

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Yeah, my two favorite people's or shall'm or what whatever they kept saying.

SPEAKER_04 53:21

I don't even catch that one.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Uh shmelzau.

SPEAKER_04 53:24

What's that from?

SPEAKER_02 53:25

They would it's some catch, yeah, some catchphrase they kept throwing in.

SPEAKER_04 53:29

Um so on my two favorite people, Jake is trying to divide his time between Lady Rainicorn, which is literally one of my favorite character names that's ever been created. Lady Rainacorn. You know what I just noticed last year.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

She's also uh BMO, the uh oh her name, her voice.

SPEAKER_04 53:44

Uh we didn't watch any BMO episodes. I guess he was kind of like.

SPEAKER_02 53:48

Bemo was sorta in one of them.

SPEAKER_04 53:50

Yeah, with Jiggler, right? No, it was this one because he was playing with Lady Rainicorn. But did you know? Sorry, I just burped a little bit. Sorry. But I never realized this before, but I always just assumed the rainbow was in reference to her colors. But did you notice that when she stands, she stands with her whole body arched up in a rainbow? I noticed that last night. Anyway, Lady Rainicorn. I don't think it's probably the same, but anyway, Jake's trying to split his time between his girlfriend, Lady Rainicorn, and Finn, and Finn wants him to stick around because he's fighting a shark and a scientist cat. But Jake is late for a date. Yeah, every day at 4 o'clock, and he's like, Oh, well, I'm usually meeting with Lady Rainicorn every day at 4 o'clock. That's why I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 54:39

They never had this conversation.

SPEAKER_04 54:40

He's like, and then their heads grow back and we do it again.

SPEAKER_02 54:42

He's like, Yeah, I cut their heads off at 5 o'clock and they grow back and do it again.

SPEAKER_04 54:46

Come back and do it again the next day. And then Jake's like gonna go meet up with Lady Rainicorn and he rides off in a bike, and his bike basket has like all these like toxic X's all over it, and he has a viola and an orange in it, and he's gonna meet up with her for play some music together. And then they swim down to get the translator.

SPEAKER_02 55:03

He's got Shelby the Worm. Isn't Shelby the Worm in this?

SPEAKER_04 55:07

Um I don't remember Shelby the Worm. Oh. He's like, oh He's like, Why are you sad?

SPEAKER_02 55:13

And he's like He's like No response. No response. Guess you're good. And he goes back in the fire.

SPEAKER_04 55:22

And he's like, I'm not fine.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

Uh they yeah, Jake is trying to get them together. Trying to get them to like each other. Yeah. Then they have a language barrier, which I know you're building up to.

SPEAKER_05 55:32

Go for it.

SPEAKER_02 55:32

But they're trying to tell a joke, and Jake's like the translator.

SPEAKER_05 55:34

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 55:35

And it's like, it's a diarrhea joke.

SPEAKER_04 55:39

It's like diarrhea who's knock-knock is there, diarrhea, and she's supposed to say diarrhea who, but she talks for a long time.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

She's like, shit, I'm not gonna insult Korean or whatever language that is.

SPEAKER_04 55:49

Is she actually speaking in?

SPEAKER_02 55:50

I think I think it's Korean.

SPEAKER_04 55:52

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 55:52

I think. I don't I read it's Korean.

SPEAKER_04 55:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 55:55

I didn't like verify beyond that.

SPEAKER_04 55:57

And so but she doesn't say diarrhea who, she says something else in Jake's.

SPEAKER_02 56:00

But it's like really long. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:02

Finn's like, What did she say diarrhea who? And he was like, No. No, she did not. She didn't say diarrhea who's like a 15-second answer.

SPEAKER_02 56:08

He's like, Does she say diarrhea who?

SPEAKER_04 56:10

He's like, uh No. So then he's like, Oh, I have this translator I threw down at the bottom of this river, so they can swim down there and fight off all these little That uh fight was cool.

SPEAKER_02 56:22

Like that fight didn't need to be cool, but it was super cool. Like it was just super cool.

SPEAKER_04 56:27

I didn't write down that the fight was cool, but I just thought it was like sort of they go, it's one of those deals where they don't they could have just gone down again.

SPEAKER_02 56:36

But they decide to throw like this epic fight in where it's very adventure type. Lady Rainicorn does like this little Does this propeller thing because you could tell like Jake's like starting off. Oh no, sorry, not Finn. It's getting overtaken. Yeah, getting enamored by her. Okay, go on.

SPEAKER_04 56:50

So anyway, they get the translator back up and it only has three settings.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Nightmare.

SPEAKER_04 56:56

Grandpa Old Man.

SPEAKER_02 56:58

Old man and Nerdy alien.

SPEAKER_04 57:02

And you can't understand the nerdy alien or the nightmare sound. So you have to let her talk our grandpa on this old man. So then Finn just calls her grandpa for the rest of the thing. It's like so great.

SPEAKER_02 57:14

It's so good.

SPEAKER_04 57:15

It is it's a good one. And then at one point they have they like bump fists and they call it a trust pound.

SPEAKER_02 57:22

Yes, I wrote that down. You did? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:24

We both wrote down trust pound.

SPEAKER_02 57:26

Well, I think I did. Yes, trust pound. And you probably didn't notice this, but the because I'm the I'm the nerdier one. But when Lady Rainicorn and Fenn are playing the video game on BMO, the race car game.

SPEAKER_05 57:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:39

They're like, she's like, I'm he's like, I'm gonna destroy you. And like they're talking like it's a fighting game, but it's a it's a racing game.

SPEAKER_04 57:45

We just run it in a circle.

SPEAKER_02 57:46

But there's a track, but they're not going around a circle. They're just like driving all over driving all over in all sorts of chaos.

SPEAKER_04 57:52

I did notice that.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

I love that attention to detail. It's like we can't just make them playing a regular game. We have to make people go, what?

SPEAKER_04 58:00

What are they playing and why aren't they playing it right? It doesn't seem like they're playing it right.

SPEAKER_02 58:04

Why aren't they talking about like that's a game that they're actually playing? Anyways, it's great. Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 58:09

Oh, and then there's Tiffany. Did you write down anything?

SPEAKER_02 58:12

Get out of my life, Tiffany.

SPEAKER_04 58:16

We should say that to some of the Tiffany's we know to see how they like it.

SPEAKER_02 58:19

The names in Jake and the the names in Jake's phone are ridiculous. I couldn't write them down fast enough, but it's not a good thing.

SPEAKER_04 58:24

And then like Tiffany is the only girl name. So he's like, because he's trying to make Lady Randicorn jealous, so he picks he calls the girl Tiffany, but then there were big reveals that Tiffany is a boy.

SPEAKER_02 58:35

So he's trying to make Finn jealous.

SPEAKER_04 58:36

So then Finn's jealous because they're best friends.

SPEAKER_02 58:39

But the names in his phone were like Mr. Outrageous, Mr. International, Mike H, Mike B, Mike C.

SPEAKER_04 58:47

Yeah, they were good.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

Okay, that was a great one. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_04 58:51

That wasn't even one of the ones we chose. We're doing great on time.

SPEAKER_02 58:53

That was like that that was up there. That's probably top two for me of what we watched. Yeah, I've that that episode's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 59:00

And then Boom Boom Mountain is the one you chose, and the clerk chose three times.

unknown 59:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:05

And uh, for a human, you're not too bad. He's fighting with the Vikings or roughhousing. And the Viking says, for a human, you're not too bad. And he's like, not too bad. I'm better than that. It's like every word, everything they say is funny. So good. And then the boom boom story.

SPEAKER_02 59:21

He's like, you can't just walk away from a rough house. Yeah, the boom boom story. Boom boom. So Jake hears crying, right? Finn hears crying. Finn. I'll never get him right. Finn hears crying. And uh he he wants the the marauders to hush. It's a mountain. The mountain's crying. It's sad that there's rough housing. Anyways.

SPEAKER_04 59:47

You understand.

SPEAKER_02 59:48

Yeah, we'll get there. Finn tells a story about why he has to respond to crying. And it's because he cried when he was a baby. Because he went boom boom on a leaf. On a leaf.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:02

And then fell into it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:03

Fell into it and no one would help.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:04

No one picked him up. Except was those Jake's parents?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:07

I think so.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:07

Jake's parents.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:08

You just kissed a boom boom baby.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:10

Yeah. You have to go wash your dirty lips.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:13

Don't expect any love from me until you wash your dirty, dirty face.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:18

I feel like that was Uncle Dan.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

It totally was. Uncle Dan. Yes, absolutely. He says that to me all the time.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:24

You just kissed a boom boom.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:26

I'm always kissing boom boom babies. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:29

And then after he tells that story about that's why he's going to help everyone that's crying, then Jake whispers to the Viking he still cries when he poops. Thanks for being there for him or something.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

Thanks for being cool about it. Yeah, thanks for being cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

Why did I write disgusting disgusting fantastic bodies?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:46

I don't know why. Why did I write like a cherub with his bottom out? You're gonna go save somebody like a cherub with his bottom out?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:55

Maybe was it that wasn't the dragon, was it?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:58

I think Jake said that to Finn about his like noble behavior. Oh okay. You're gonna go save that mountain like a cherub with his bottom out or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:07

There's some stuff I just didn't I just couldn't type fast enough.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:10

So he gets the mountains, he finds out the mountain's upset with the rough housing, so he asks them to stop rough housing. So then they point they tie animals of all kinds to their hands and feet and knees.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

Like every animal ever.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:23

Yeah, like I saw a giraffe in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:24

Yes, but it every time.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:26

And then they just start gently bopping each other with their animal hands. It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:31

Every time they strike with whatever animal there's all this, it makes this up. The guy has like two crocodiles on his hands.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:42

He's like punching with the crocodiles. So then he's upset that the animals are getting the mountain's upset. No, it's worse. Are you kidding me? So then Finn accidentally discovers that they like to be pet. So then they pet each other raw. Which is very strange. Just very strange.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:59

He's the guy, the head guy, the head marauder, is like, well, Finn, you're really mixing things up in the best in the best of ways today.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:09

And then he goes and checks on them and they all have like giant rashes from being pet too much.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:14

That scene was very for some reason put me in the same headspace as Charles Barclay and and the uh and the The Little Lord. The little Lord.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:23

We're always kind of I love that. We're always kind of trying to get into that headspace.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:27

I always want to go there.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:28

I always want to go there.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:29

I want that to be my default. I mean it's pretty close. That's why I get so mad when people make me work. Because I I just want to chase that little lord around.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

That's all you want to do. You just want to pet someone raw.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:40

Man, I'm having the best night of my life.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:44

If you haven't seen that sketch, you need to go look it up.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

You should go watch that. Charles Barkley, SNL.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:49

Uh, who's the little lord? Um, it's um It's not Chris Cadan, is it?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:54

No. No, no, no, no, no. But it's a it's a similar Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:59

Can't remember the little lord's name, but we'll let you know next time.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:02

Oh man, who is it? It's uh the guy who plays uh No, you know what? I don't know. Um keep talking.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:09

But so anyway, so so as Finn's trying to help them out and then all these people just start coming out of the woodwork that need help with like the most ridiculous problems, and all of what they want is the opposite of what everyone else wants, and so he can't solve everyone's problems, and like all of these people just come and appear out of nowhere. Um people, characters. And I wrote that when that's when they were like, We'll just turn the mountain around.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:33

But then another mountain says, Oh no, we you can she starts freaking out. I was I can't see his gorgeous bag.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:42

His beautiful bag. But did you notice he has butt cheeks?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:46

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm trying to find this guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:49

This is unrelated too.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:52

Paul Paul Britton.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:54

Paul Britton, the little lord.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:55

Okay. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:57

And that's when that's when Jake says spin the math around.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:01

His beautiful bat. I think she says gorgeous the second time, but yeah, spin the math around.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:06

I always wonder why they didn't just move the marauders to.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:08

The mountain says oh, well, spin me the math around.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:11

The mountain says spin me the math around. Um, so anyway, they I always wonder why they didn't just move the Vikings to the behind the mountain.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:21

Sorry. I want to talk about that in a second. What he actually says is, Oh, they're they're not rough housing, are they? He's like, No. He's like, are you are you staying healthy? He's like, yeah, we're we're healthy. He's like, oh, thank goodness. Now spit me the bath around. Just that just every Are you staying healthy? Yeah, we're we're doing real healthy. All right, so why didn't the marauders go?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:47

Yeah, why didn't he just move the Vikings into between the two mountains so that he couldn't see them rough housing anymore? But instead, instead he has a Rube Goldberg essentially machine. That's what I wrote down Rube Goldberg at the end where you know the dragon gets his butt itched by these little cactuses who were pollinated by the I don't even remember. He solves all their problems and it ends up.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:08

He flies on the dead fish and the naked kids.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:11

He flies off our mom. It's such weird. It's a very weird one.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:15

Of course, like you'd have that whole scene would have to continue indefinitely in order for it to work, but uh that's okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:22

Alright, we're doing it. We have three

Marceline Ice King And Hall Of Egress

SPEAKER_04 1:05:24

left. It came from the night of sphere.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:25

Was the Oh, that that ends in a dolphin fell in love with me. So that's the opposite of a problem.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:32

That's the end.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:33

Yeah, that's the end. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:34

Then the then so that's the that was number four. Alright, then five and six were together. So is it came from the night of Came from the Nightosphere was together with the eyes, which is actually they're both a little creepy. So the night of sphere is Marceline and she's the vampire. She's our friend, and she's a musician. She plays the bass guitar. And the axe.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:56

The axe. Axe family family heirloom.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:58

Axe family heirloom. Finn is there helping drop a beat so she can record her song. And he's like she's singing this sad song about how her dad ate her french fries. Do you even love me? And he starts to cry, and so then she gets upset with him because he's not keeping the beat going because the song is so sad.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:17

Is he crying? Yeah. Oh, was he?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:20

He gets really sad and like stops playing, stops beatboxing. Okay, sorry. He might not have had real tears.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:26

Was there it's not coming out of his nose, his non-nose?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:30

Shut up. So he helps her summon. She doesn't want to summon her dad, but he summons the dad.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:34

I love the way that I love the way that goes.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:36

She's like describing how to do it, so he's just doing it without her realizing it. And the dad comes and he's terrible and he's decides to go soul soul sucker.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

Well he says, uh, is this kid your evil servant? He said, uh, what are you gonna do to me? He's like, steal your soul. She's like, you always do stuff like this. And he says, I never know what's gonna set you off. He's trying to suck Finn's soul out.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:03

And then she's like, he's like, I'm gonna kill your dad. She's like, You can't kill my dad. He's deathless.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:07

Deathless, yeah. Show's great.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:10

And then who were they talking about with Pooh Brain? Did you write down Pooh Brain?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:14

Yeah, I did. Pooh Brain was um I just wrote down wait.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:20

Or was Pooh Brain.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:21

Pooh Pooh Brain was the eyes. Oh, the horse had poopraines.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:25

Yeah, but I also wrote down music music therapy. But I think that was from the eyes, too. Never mind. Sorry, I went in the wrong place.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:32

Well, they so they ate the uh he sucked the soul out of the sheep cloud things.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:39

And uh uh Finn was trying to feed him soul food, like collar greens and country fried steaks. Man, I could eat collard greens and country fried steak all day.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:50

So if you guys want to send that to our P.O. box, we'll let you know when we get one.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:54

Yeah, I love both Okay. Uh Well the Marauders are in it. I wrote that down.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:02

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:03

Yeah, they got it.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:03

So they chase the dad down, tries to kill him.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:07

Your mama.

unknown 1:08:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:09

He's like, that's right, I'm your mama. Or that's right, I'm your mama. And he sucks all their souls out. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:17

And then then they get him and they get him back in.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:22

Well, the song that he's singing when he's walking in the canyon when they encounter him, he's like stomping on ants and sucking their souls.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:32

Tiny little ant souls are coming in their mouths like a straw. Cute.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:37

And the gaunter, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:39

The um Oh yeah, he gets the penguins.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:41

You know the ice king is uh Tom Kenny, the SpongeBob?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:45

Oh, I didn't know that. He did.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:48

Um No, I don't think. Oh gosh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:54

One of those somebody associated with Spongebob is dead. Shoot. We'll find out. Uh yeah, the Ice King says We'll circle back around to a cartoon and do Spongebob next.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:02

I soiled my tunic completely by choice. He's like, I see I soiled my tunic completely by choice.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:12

All right, anything else on that one?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:13

I said the dad is just crazy looking. Just like just a wild, whatever critical.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:19

Well, he looks in kind of cartoony, but then when he turns evil, then he gets really scary looking.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:24

Yeah. Um how can you embarrass me like that and then stab my dad? That was a quote. It's reminded me of the uh Chappelle show. Did you ever see the one where um I feel like I've seen them all? Ajax, I think is the guy's name. He like ste he steals the guy's girlfriend. It was like the real the real world or the mad world.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:48

And the guy, somebody comes up and says, Bridget shakes, this kid's dad. It's great. We should watch Chappelle show sometime. We should. Spongebob and Chappelle. Okay, take take a note, Jeffrey.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:00

All right.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:01

The eyes. This is the one with Jake farts in the pocket at the end.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:03

Oh, yeah, and Jake's not in it. And then she's like, hey, what's been meaning to ask you, what's with that little pocket on your shirt? And he like pulls it out and tiny little Jake is in there and he all he does is fart, and then that's the end of the show. He's not even in it at all. So great. All right, then the one I chose was the eyes. And so they're like, the the first part of that is so great because they list like 15 things that they did. They've been awake for so long and they're so tired, and they list all these adventures, and they're just like one ridiculous thing after the next for like two minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:34

They there's one that is uh peppermint butler, they're helping them hide a body.

unknown 1:10:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:40

He's like, oh, this was here when I got here.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:42

It's like the way they say it makes it sound like they're helping him with a goblin. Yeah. Like like maybe trying to get rid of it, but then they get there, it's a dead goblin, and it's like they're hiding the body for him. All kinds of hilarious things. So they're super tired, and so they want to go to they want to go to bed, and so they lay down to go to sleep, but they can't sleep because they're being watched by a quote horse. It doesn't really look like a horse at all.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:05

Well, it doesn't have a nose.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:07

No, it doesn't have a snout.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:08

A snout, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:09

That forward.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:10

I love uh Finn's like cocoon sleeping bag.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:13

I know I want one of those. I'm sure you do.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:15

It looks like a nightmare.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:16

Oh I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:17

For somebody who's claustrophobic, I don't know how you can also get down with swaddling nectar.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:25

So they finally they decide they can't get it to they can't they can't sleep, so they decided to go ask it to leave. And they're like, let's just politely ask it to leave. And Jake's like, get it! Like immediately starts screaming at it, and he's like, How about we try it like this? And then Jake just keeps trying to think of ways to kill it. And it doesn't respond.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:45

You're creeping me the math out.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:47

It doesn't respond, so then they start saying it has poo brain.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:51

The poo brain is so great.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:54

And then he starts playing music. Everything brainless likes music. Everything brainless likes music. That's what I wrote music therapy.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:02

We're still recording. All right, good. Isn't that something?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:05

And we have 25 minutes left, so okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:08

Beethoven.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:09

Beethoven and Mozart, but but he said it differently.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:13

Yeah, Mozart. Something like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:15

Yeah. Um, and then they find out that inside it is actually the Ice King, and he's just trying to figure out how to be happy. He's just watching them because they're always so happy.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:24

He says, uh, oh yeah, maybe I just need a good night's sleep. Like, I'm just nope.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:30

Still not happy.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:31

I'm still not happy. Well, that reminded me of like a uh Shell Silverstein poem or something.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:36

The whole thing is just really it's just weird. It creeped me out the first time I watched it.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:40

What did they say this horse is a blessing?

unknown 1:12:42

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:43

They said this it was uh Oh, was this horse is bringing us together?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:48

Oh yeah. This horse is a blessing. And he's like, This horse is drawing driving us apart. This horse is a blessing. Jake says that.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:56

Oh, there's the the exchange like, is that all the ice you have?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:58

Because he's trying to use ice against him, and all they have is like he's like they bring their own eyes. What about when you have guests? It's like they bring their own eyes.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:11

Well, it's great.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:12

What did they come up with that stuff now?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:13

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:14

That's so good.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:15

Just follow your brother around and write down everything he says. Um and then the last one we watched was one we'd neither of us had seen from a later season. Which season was it from?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:24

That was season seven, episode twenty-four, according to IMDB, episode twenty-three, according to Hulu.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:32

Well, it was called the Hall of Egress, and it was not silly in any way.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:41

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:41

And that's what I like.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:43

Other than just them continuing to rip their to pull his eyes over there.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:49

Yeah. That was not very big a big part of the storyline.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:54

Um sorry, I got pizza. Pizza bursts.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:59

Stromboli burps. Oh my goodness. Oh, sorry, it was a cow zone with a K.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:05

Um So yeah, it was not silly.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:09

It was They're going into this cave. Finn gets locked inside.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:14

Kind of a time loop.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:16

It was a really good episode. Like I didn't dislike it.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:20

Pretty hardcore sci-fi, but.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:21

It didn't have any of the things that I love about Adventure Time.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:26

Yeah, I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:27

There was no quirky characters.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:30

It was just I was uh disappointed is not the right word. Because I the thing is I loved the episode. Like I thought it was an incredible episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:38

If it was like if we just ever like watched that show by itself, I'd be like, this is a cool show.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:42

Yeah, I'd be like, I have to watch more of these.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:44

Well, it didn't have that adventure time feel for me.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:46

No, it didn't. But now is that what the the latter, like the older ones are like?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:52

Are they a bit more serious?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:54

Yeah, like there's all kinds of stuff that goes down.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:56

But do they are they do they still have this just chaotic silliness of the No, they're serious. Like all of them are?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:02

Yeah, you should ask the kids about it because they watch more than me. But like remember Susan, it's like Susan Strong. Susan Strong, though, was like the Yeah, but she like comes back and has like a whole serious like life and stuff. It's different.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:16

Okay, so they have like Billy with like I think Luffy, no point.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:19

It's like when we went to see Beck and all we wanted to hear was Midnight Vultures and all he played was Sea Change. Beck. It's not what we wanted.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:27

Will it? Um Rabba Baba was kind of funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:34

What was that?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:36

Every time he he closes eyes and seeing Rabba say Rabba Baba Baba Baba because he wasn't quite sure what was working. Yeah. And what wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:43

So he did. That was true. So he goes into he gets shut in this cave and he can't get out, and he finds a uh a door labeled Hall of Egress, but he can't figure out how to get out. And so he figures out that if he shuts his eyes, then he can walk through. After a lot of trial and error, yeah. He walks through, and every time he gets a little further until he finally gets out of the cave, but as soon as he opens his eyes, he's back where he started. So he's like, at one point they're like, You've been you've had your eyes closed for months. And then that's when they have a few scenes where he keeps doing it and they keep like he has blindfolds and they keep taking the blindfolds off. And it's like he's in an alternate reality. He's not really out.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:19

You always say that. You've said that every time. So it's who knows how long he's been in there. Right. I I actually the more I think about it, the more I love this episode. Like it's it's super good. It it's right up my alley.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:30

Um how did it actually how did he actually get out? Because he finally found it again with his eyes closed and went back into it. That's how he got out.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:39

Yes. I I how that happened, I don't exactly know. I mean, I'm sure there's deeper meaning there's some kind. You know, Finn's older. He's like growing up and letting go, or uh who knows?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:51

Oh, don't say that.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:52

Yeah, I don't know. It's um it was I read something about it. Uh it was inspired by what was inspired by um uh there was a band. I can't forget the band. I started listening to them, they're pretty cool. Something '83, like an electronic uh duo, sort of like MGMT, a little bit of a different sound. I'm gonna listen to more of them. I wrote them down somewhere else in the notes. But they were inspired by P.T. Barnum.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:21

And he used to put a sign, he was a scumbag.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:24

He used to have signs up in his attractions that would say Hall of Egress. Um egress or or this way to egress or Hall of Egress. And uh some some form of egress. And he would people would leave thinking egress was like a monster or something.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:43

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:44

And then they'd they'd have to come back in. So they kind of play with that a little bit when they're he's like egress, and he goes back and thinks about Princess Povelgambi.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:55

What does egress mean? She's like, exit. Exit. He's like, egress means exit.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:00

But yeah, I love that episode. I thought it was great. But yeah, I I I'm I'm with you. I really love the silly, just goofy.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:07

The off uh off-can-handed can't quite be like.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:10

It's really the I mean like Rin and Snumpy was great, but they weren't they weren't as funny.

unknown 1:18:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:17

Like it and it also wasn't as sweet.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:20

Yeah, I mean like Finn is just like very, very naive.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:24

It's somehow just it's somehow, it's like almost raunchy. It's almost so many things. But it's not. But it's not. Yeah. And uh it's great. I love it. Um anything else we want to talk about?

SPEAKER_04 1:18:35

No, I think that's good.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:36

We should we should do some more adventure.

The Who Pictures Of Lily Breakdown

SPEAKER_04 1:18:38

We got 19 minutes to talk music.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:40

Okay, that's should be plenty. Look at that. Look at me. Uh Pictures of Lily.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:47

Pictures of Lily.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:48

Had you ever heard this song?

SPEAKER_04 1:18:50

I had not. Now I'm very familiar with The Who because my mom and my sister used to listen to Tommy all the time.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:56

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:57

And then some of the other like greatest hits, but I'd never heard this song before.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:02

Yeah, I my dad used to listen to a fair amount of.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:06

Do they sing Squeeze Box? Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:08

Mm-hmm. That's a good tune. There uh so we've done well, we've done The Beatles, we've done The Kinks, and now The Who. We haven't done a Rolling Stones song, have we? Or a Led Zeppelin song?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:22

No. I don't know that I have the chops for a Led Zeppelin song.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:25

There's plenty of Led Zeppelin songs we could do.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:28

Like stripped down ones.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:29

Yeah, yeah. Or or just different versions, like this song, like this. We played this a different way.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:35

Yeah. Um I was just following you.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:37

I just kind of played it almost like a what would you call it? Like a some sort of R and B shuffle kind of Sure. I don't know. Uh It was fun. I I I I kept going back and forth. I didn't practice that. I actually practiced closer to the original recording more times.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:56

What made you change it?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:57

I was just messing around with uh the guitar.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:02

And you know, like I you've got a little rhythm like this kind of fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:07

I like playing like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:09

Tell me about the song though, because I love Who is Lily?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:13

Lily, okay. It's it's one of three Lily's. Almost certainly I'll go, I'll go, I'll start with who it's least likely. Lily Gish. She was uh she was in a a wonderful three-hour um one of the best racist agenda movies of all time. Birth of a nation. She was in that. No, that movie's uh have you ever seen that? No. It's rough. Um she's probably the cutest Lily of these lilies, I would say. Uh but she there's no way it's her. It can't it can't be her. She's she's too old, um, too young rather. Uh Lily Bayless is who they originally said it was. She was a vaudeville actress. Okay. But it was almost certainly, in fact, so Pete Townsend at one one point said Lily Bayliss. She was a pinup girl. Um but Lily Langtree is who he I said later is who it is. And Lily Langtree is actually died in 1929. She was like a socialite uh play uh what do you call a play actress, like a like a you know, a c somebody who a stage actress.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:24

I I I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:25

Is there is that what you call it? Lesbian? Sure. There's a something, uh some word I'm looking for. She it's anyways, it was her. Um and it's so strange. First of all, my favorite line in it is she's been dead since 1929. There's something I I'm first of all, I'm just kind of fascinated with like the silent movie era.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:50

What year was this song written?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:52

67. Okay, so what does dad have even been young enough to no, it'd be his granddad? It'd be his It'd be the boy's great granddad.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:06

Really? Great granddad?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:08

Well, I did the math on it. It'd be like the math it'd be like if Did you do that because of the adventure? If Clark was is fourteen, yeah. If Clark's fourteen or he is fourteen, and he tells me that he yeah, he has these, you know, these childhood problems and he can't sleep. Yeah. And I it reminds me of the family guy scene where Peter brings him the box of uh magazines. Anyways. Um he it'd be like me putting up a uh a poster of Betty Grable or Rita Hayworth. Because somebody who somebody whose prime was what, 80?

SPEAKER_04 1:22:48

Oh, right, because they died in 29, so they would have been old, presumably.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:51

Yeah, she died in 29, but her prime was at the turn of the century. So it's just like this 60-year-old It's weird, it's spooky. Like it's very strange. It's a really strange choice. Like Pete Townsend's a weird dude. And have you ever seen Tommy or listened to the I've I I've listened to Tommy, and it's like I think he's written like three rock operas. I think Quadrofinia was one. I never I haven't listened to all that, but um yeah, he's quite quite brilliant. They all kind of are in their own respects. Um the bass on this is great. Uh John Mwessel is like it's just sliding all over. Like, I it's almost obscene if you crank up the bass. Like given the nature of what the song's about, like he's just like well.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:38

How much time are we gonna spend diving into the song? Maybe we should talk about the album it's on or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:43

Well, it's not it's a single.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:45

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:45

Yeah, Doctor Doctor was the actual B side.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:48

Um sing that a little of that.

unknown 1:23:50

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:52

I can't. Okay. I can't. It's like I I always want to say sing Mother's Little Help Helper. It's not it doesn't actually sound like that, but it's got a similar kind of um vibe. Vibe. And it's got one of the reasons it's kind of hard to sing because it's really like tight harmonies and they're doing the kind of um overlapping things. Not atonal stuff, but kind of like a different different mode. Okay. Let's say it's modal.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:19

Is it modal? Let's say it's mode.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:20

My gosh. Um but it's a cool song.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:22

Has strong song done a uh No, I don't believe so, I don't believe so.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:26

They may I think they've done one on he might have done one on Tommy. He did some Who song. Um it's known as the first Power Pop song.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:39

Which is like bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:42

Yeah, I don't know exactly what there's so many d ridiculous subgenres of music.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:48

It takes lots of five of fives and fives of fives of fives and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:52

Well, what is this song doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:54

It's in C.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:56

And then it goes to that G a lot.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:58

It goes to that, which is the five.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:02

And then it goes to A. So the five of five of C is D, and A is the five of D.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:10

Now, wouldn't it wouldn't it normally go into like a an E seven to get to that A? But it just goes with an E. Am I doing that right?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:20

An E is enough, yeah. Because it has a G sharp in it and that's the leading tone for A.

unknown 1:25:24

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:25

But am I sort of starting to A seven makes you want to go there, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:28

Okay. Got it.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:29

But you don't have it doesn't have to be a seven. And but did I don't know if you noticed, but there's never like it goes in the chorus, it goes from C to A major, which is not really related at all. C um C major to A major, the second half of it is an A major. Well, there's never a time where it goes back to C major because they have that break in the middle.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:50

Oh yeah, that definitely. And that's how they get back to C.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:56

It's like a circle of fifths right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:58

Okay. It's like a little mini, uh like a poor man's giant steps.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:01

Baby Connor McMahon can tell you all about that.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:04

Maybe giant steps is a circle of four. Is there a circle of fourths?

SPEAKER_04 1:26:08

If you go backwards, it's fourths.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:09

Maybe that's what that is. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:12

People call it the circle of fourths, but I don't know. What do I know? I've been out of school for 21 years.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:18

You've oh you've been I think you said you've been an a-hole for twenty-one years.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:22

Depending on who you ask. Caroline's only been alive for 17 years, so that's probably the longest stretch of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:30

It has a French horn in it.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:32

Barely.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:33

Yeah, it's a French horn. They're trying to make it sound like it's like a World War I um air horn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:39

Riot?

SPEAKER_02 1:26:40

Uh yeah, there's a clue. It starts with a K. It's like a clex or something or other. I don't know. Um But this song, yeah, I I've always like this this tune. I I don't know. I just I'm just absolutely I've been very fascinated by the lyrics. I love the melody of it. It almost sounds like um I wrote down Taco Bell's canon. It does, it's it's not the same chord progress progression, but it's really similar.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:11

Yeah, I was messing around with it a little.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:12

Like I almost thought like if we'd practiced it um together more than five minutes, I would have uh wanted to see what it sounds like to play the Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:30

But it's a great we could have been the done the uh other one that was in the Bible Adventures game.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:40

Or do you have the time?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:43

Is that the same?

SPEAKER_02 1:27:44

I almost picked uh Longview for my um B side.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:49

Are we talking B sides and stuff?

SPEAKER_02 1:27:51

Uh some of the lyrics in that. Um I just I have nine minutes. I wanted to talk more about the uh It's just the subject matter, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:04

Well, I'll tell you what, I couldn't really come up with um a soundtrack that I really wanted to say on here.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:12

Can I give you the ideas of the soundtracks that I have? See if they're kind of well, there's there's a certain scene in Grandma's Boy, there's a scene in Fast Times of Ridgemont High, there's one in Something About Mary.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:22

American Pie.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:23

Right, yeah. See, that's what I don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:26

Yeah. Um I decided not to go with that.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:28

I think that was smart.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:29

Oh, I also thought about going with His Neighbor's Wife from 1913, the only Lily Langtree movie.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:37

Well then you should have done that.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:38

But I can't uh I couldn't find it.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:40

Couldn't find any clips of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:42

But they just got like a lot of those old movies just get they just got destroyed. Yeah. There's like like one of the long uh the series Omnibus with Ken Jennings, the podcast. They talk about just random topics, and they talked about there's I can't remember the show. It was in syndication forever, thousands, like thousands of episodes, like Captain TV or something like that. It's an old lost tons of them. And they're just they they go into like how so many, so much film is just like they didn't have a way to wouldn't they just like reuse it and stuff? Well, sometimes like a lot of times it would wear down and you should go listen to their episode on it. I can't remember what it's called, but good.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:20

Who cares?

unknown 1:29:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:22

But they would actually there's a lot of stuff where they'd actually like film the TV that just to try to preserve it on new film because they don't they can't copy it any other way, or it's in it's across the ocean, but it's you know 1940 or whatever. So they can't just like FaceTime it. Yeah, exactly. Um what were we talking about before? Cover soundtracks. Oh, soundtrack, yeah. Shawshank.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:49

Shaw Shank would be perfect because it's got the poster? Yeah, I thought about that with Rita Hayworth when I was trying to find a Yeah, that's that's fair.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:56

I'll go with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:56

She's you know a pinup girl.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:58

I like that. I'll go for I'll go for that one. I'm not picking one.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:02

What?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:02

I didn't pick one, I was too creeped out.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:04

Well then I'm gonna pick you Leslie, you guys, Leslie picked uh grandma's boy, the scene.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:11

It's gonna show up in the Jeffries dude and she does as the right.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:15

And the mom walks in.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:16

See, the creepy element is that the dad, that the dad is like, here, and we're back.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:22

Hey. Uh what was I saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:25

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:27

Stupid camera.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:29

Sorry. Um, we were talking about grandma's boy. I was well and I was saying that it was just weird that the parent Oh, the dad was like, here's Totally.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:43

It's just such a strange song.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:45

And then didn't like the opposite thing happen to you where you were like, I'll hang up a Britney Spears poster so you'll leave me alone. Well what happened.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:54

Not exactly. I had a pretty uh I had a I had a pretty neat looking looking bedroom. I think I had uh oh man. Tyra Banks, Jenny McCarthy.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:14

Was it a sketchers ad?

SPEAKER_02 1:31:16

Yasmin Bleef?

SPEAKER_04 1:31:17

Oh my gosh, you're dating yourself. Little 90s ladies aged well. Have you? You have. I didn't have Yasmin B. I didn't have like bull pictures of boys in my room.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:33

Well, I bought one. I think I guess they're probably like tattoos. I got one and then you're like, you know what? You know, I think every inch needs to be covered. I think you're right, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:42

Alright, so B side and cover.

B Sides Covers And Trust Pound Goodbye

SPEAKER_04 1:31:47

I wanted to I flipped I my f cover, I can't decide between the two.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:54

Well, I'm gonna you know I'm gonna take you on a journey, honey, so why don't you go ahead and do the same.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:00

Okay. Well, my B side is she don't use jelly.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:06

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:09

And I was thinking they'd make a good cover, but I think I'm gonna go with yellow on my cover.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:16

I think that might be like the second or third time you shows on yellow, but well, we'll have to consult the Jeffree sheet and you can shut up. I I quit this podcast. You're gonna be arrested for that.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:26

So in the new Jeffrey Sheet, you could you're gonna get arrested. You could uh you'll be able to ask.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:33

It's illegal for you to tell me that I already didn't either.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:36

The new Jeffrey sheet is just gonna be something else. Oh my goodness. Wait till you see it. It's gonna take me about 70 more hours.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:42

But I want more credit for she don't use jelly.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:44

She's yeah, she do she uses Vaseline and magazines. It's perfect. I love it.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:50

Tangerines.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:51

Tangerines, yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:52

Your turn.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:54

Um first I thought uh You have two minutes. Stroking by Clarence Carter. Oh yeah. I've already uh I've already chosen that.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:03

For what?

SPEAKER_01 1:33:04

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:07

You were making fun of me for choosing. I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:09

Well I looked it up first. Great.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:11

Now is there an expectation that I'm supposed to look up stuff? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:16

It couldn't hurt, honey. It couldn't hurt.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:18

I will not be doing that.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:19

Okay. Um Taco Bell's Canon. I had that on there. Um I decided I thought I thought I'd go with like the opposite of the song.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:29

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:30

And go with Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Girl.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:33

Gross. That's pretty good though. Younger That was for Dennis, because he likes for us to sing little snippets of the songs. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:44

Sorry, I couldn't get uh the vocal harmonies of uh Dr. Doctor down. Um the melody at all. Um cover you already won, didn't you?

SPEAKER_04 1:34:00

Yeah, because you already made fun of me for choosing ELO again.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:03

It's great. ELO could cover I'd listen to them cover anything. There's there's a few people I would just listen to cover anything, but Clarence Carter's one of them. I I love Clarence Carter, but I I wanted to hear like I did I couldn't find I did listen to some covers. I listened to London Symphony Orchestra, David Bowie does a pretty good cover on uh Hick Oids, Sweet Leaf, Else. We won't talk about those because we don't have time. But I won't I didn't I couldn't look I I wanted to hear like a soul cover. Some kind, you know? Yeah. And I thought Shorty Long, he did do you know the song Function of the Junction?

SPEAKER_01 1:34:38

Function.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:39

Is that from um schoolhouse rock?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:43

No, but it sounds like no, it's one's your function taking in and spitting out babies. That's not how it goes. He did Lily of the Valley, but anyways, I'm not choosing him. He's got kind of a squeaky voice.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:57

That was a couple things to put in one sentence there. Continue.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:05

I thought Little Anthony and Imperials. I'm gonna go with stylistics.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:09

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:09

Yeah, I love the stylistics, and I I just love I'd love to hear. I was trying to think of guys with high-pitched voice, like falsetto voices. Um I'd love to hear that. Mother, father, sister, brother is one of the sickest backing bands ever. Um that's my pick.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:29

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:30

Did I pick I probably picked the soundtrack, didn't I?

SPEAKER_04 1:35:34

You did.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:34

So we're done, huh?

SPEAKER_04 1:35:36

I think we should end this episode with a trust pound.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:39

Trust pound.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:41

Ready? Trust pound. Hey, thanks for coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:44

Oh, at the end of uh Adventure Time. He says, uh, so what happened in there? What did you do in there? He's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. No comment.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:53

Yeah. All of the egress one.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:56

Yeah. All right. Uh guys, thank you so much for joining us.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:59

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